So many adventures. So few times.

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My life is pretty dull. I play with a toddler, watch a lot of Yo Gabba Gabba and experiment with the crock pot. I have no bed time and I find humor in Laffy Taffy jokes. Conan O'Brien is my anti-drug.

Thursday, March 26, 2015

These last moments of 30

Today is my last day of 30. I know, that isn't ancient. But I wanted to reflect a bit, have something to look back on.

In the past 364 days, I've learned the beauty of drinking wine at 2:00 pm on a Thursday with dear friends. I look better with short hair than I ever did with long. Words can cut a person deep, but so can neglect. I no longer like Riesling. Walt Disney World is worth all the hype. Yves St Laurent makes the most amazing mascaras known to man. Unfortunately, complaining about bad customer service will get you further than complimenting great service. Kahlua k-cups really are superior to any other flavor or brand. Using a food scale is hilariously eye-opening. When in doubt, shout. Beef stock makes anything taste better. I actually cannot survive without Netflix. If you hurt your knee in a workout class, don't be a hero and continue working out.

Because if you do, you'll be limping through your last day of 30.

Sunday, March 22, 2015

A month and a half later

Oh, hi folks. Yeah, once again I went MIA. What have I been up to?
Not much.
Tommy had his first birthday, we went to Florida for 10 days. Disney World happened which was kind of amazing. I almost had a tan for a few days (Don't worry - it abruptly changed to freckles).

I got a free Roomba. Best thing ever, for realsies. I decided to try to grow a garden.

I joined a gym. Yesterday my friend made Long Island ice teas and today I have a headache.

Basically, it's been a hoot.