So many adventures. So few times.

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My life is pretty dull. I play with a toddler, watch a lot of Yo Gabba Gabba and experiment with the crock pot. I have no bed time and I find humor in Laffy Taffy jokes. Conan O'Brien is my anti-drug.

Friday, September 30, 2022

A Plea, & OOTD

Real women have cellulite, or don’t. 👏🏻

Real women have cellulite, or don’t. 👏🏻

Real women have cellulite, or don’t. 👏🏻

IT ISN’T A CAUSE FOR SHAME. Stop telling your daughters you need to diet. Stop telling your girls you are too fat to do something. Stop telling yourself your body isn’t where it should be.


My daughter is effected. Your daughter is, too. They hear these things, they are listening. I hang out with 5th grade girls every day - I promise, they are listening more than you think. 

leggings -
Be Kind tee - Shein
Flannel - Kohls
Shoes - Reebok

Thursday, September 29, 2022

OOTD - Thirsty Thursday edition

Blazer: Nine West for Kohls
Jeans: American Eagle Outfitters
Tee: Amazon 
Earrings: Shein
Shoes: Reebok

Wednesday, September 28, 2022

OOTD 9/28/22 - comfy but cranky edition

Denim shirt: Old Navy
Gray scoop neck: Old Navy
Pants: Cable & Gauge Sport (TJ Maxx - GO FIND THESE AND BUY THEM! I feel like I’m wearing PJ pants!)
Shoes: Ecco. Because, arch support. 😭

Mondayest Wednesday ever. 
Send caffeine and support.

Monday, September 26, 2022

OOTD 9/26 - chilly Monday edition

Happy coffee-chugging Monday to you all! Another day as a teacher’s aide, another day living on coffee and Bubbl’r.

Sunday, September 25, 2022


I wasn’t going to say anything - I’ve been stewing on this for almost 24 hours because I was shocked at how hurtful it was. I jogged up to someone yesterday to very quickly greet them, as I hadn’t seen in three+ years, and was told to move away. Literally all I wanted was a quick, 20 second “hi” with someone I was genuinely happy to see. I was told to go.

⭐️ Here’s my point: Can we all work on being a little more kind? A little more patient? A little less fake? We can preach our Christian values, but maybe we need to act them out as well. I know it’s neat to be extra with our girlfriends and besties, but being gross to those who aren’t is… yeah. Gross. ⭐️

It was so rude (although maybe I was the rude one for not staying in my lane and ignoring the person), and I’m bored with trying to hide my hurt feelings. 

Not interested in being a friend publicly? 

Cool. Done.✌️

Picture of my puppy, for warm and fuzzy feelings.

Thursday, September 22, 2022

OOTD 9/22/22 & Rambles

Fall temps are magically here on this first day of autumn, and I for one am here for it.

In other news, post-Covid insomnia is getting the best of me. Three nights in a row with a whopping total of 11 hours of sleep. This morning‘s lovely wake up call was me scratching a scabbed over curling iron burn in my sleep. Clearly I am not one for subtleties so an obnoxious Band-Aid just seemed fitting. 

Why work at a grade school if I can’t be a little crazy?!