Coobies and Cooties and Coupons, oh my!

So this 32DD mama (yeah, now we all know my bra size) is sick of the lack of comfort in this world. It isn't cute to flop, but it also isn't cute to itch. Or adjust. Or have boobs up to your eyebrows because there is so much padding to hold your puppies that... nevermind.

Anyway.

I just discovered a sweet offer! I haven't tried them for myself, but I've heard AWESOME things about Coobie Seamless bras. Supportive, comfortable, not ugly. Three things I can stand behind! One size can fit 32A-36D, available in 7+ styles and 70+ colors or patterns. Anywho, you can save 30% on your entire freaking order using the code USFG at www.shopcoobie.com. I'm going to try them out for myself and will let the world know how my girls feel after a nice long day rocking a Coobie!

SANTA! I KNOW HIM! And I'm getting a package!

So stinking excited - our rotten little family is going to start a new tradition this Christmas with PackagefromSanta.com - the ONLY Santa memory service that does it ALL! You get personalized letters, packages phone calls, AND videos from the big guy in the red suit.

Kids being jerks?
Yeah. This will definitely help.

I mean, sure, we all want to see our childrens' faces light up in amazement when they get a personalized letter from St. Nick. Moreso, I want my kids to help put away their laundry and maybe not attempt to shove each other out of moving vehicles for at least 30 days a year. Some call it blackmail. Some call it deception.

I call it the joy of the holiday season.

It's not just a letter from Santa - it's an experience! It's joy, memories, wonder, happiness, guilt and bribery in a box and I am a HUGE fan! You can choose a specific letter theme and then customize it yourself to include details that only the jolly old elf would know.

Every package also comes with a free personalized call AND video from Santa that can be scheduled at any time. This techy part of packagefromsanta.com is UNREAL. So freaking well done and high-end and my kids are going to lose their minds!

I want my kids to BELIEVE - I know I do. PackagefromSanta.com really helps make the magic happen and for that I am #grateful. Like even #pumpkinspiceeverythinggrateful.

PFS has an A+ Rating with the BBB due to their unmatched high-touch customer service, so you can be confident that you're making a wise purchase (unlike that forearm tattoo that you envisioned to be much, much smaller than it actually is...) They have real people on the phone ready to help answer questions. Like, you don't have to push zero 838 times. Its kind of unheard of anymore, so this is pretty epic.

Clicky here to see a video to learn more about this amazeballs Santa memory service that I know my family is going to utilize for years to come! There are three different price points to choose from, and I'm going to be reviewing the Silver package later on ($29.95) which includes:

• Personalized letter from the Ho Ho Ho King
• Personalized video from Santa
• Personalized Phone call from Santa to a cell OR land line (!!!)
• Personalized Nice List Certificate
• Autographed Santa photo (Tommy will legit beg me to hang this in his room)
• Autographed Rudolph photo, because Rudolph knows how to write his name now FYI
• Genuine North Pole Stamp 
• ... AND APPARENTLY EVEN MORE! 

It also comes with a 60-day money-back guarantee, which shows that they are THAT confident your kid will freaking love this.

Check out https://www.packagefromsanta.com/ and save 25% OFF your order when you use FAMS17 at checkout! UM, COUPON! 

Red/head

It's one of those days where only a pile of Sally Beauty products, leftover eyeliner and some sappy recorded movies will make things better. 

The Tommy woke us about 45 minutes after we turned off the light with a pile of vomit and a mountain of tears. An hour later he was showered and we were staring at him in the dark, waiting for it to start again. Of course he is full of energy today... and I'm barely creeping along. 

Maybe we both were just looking for an excuse for a new look?!