So many adventures. So few times.

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My life is pretty dull. I play with a toddler, watch a lot of Yo Gabba Gabba and experiment with the crock pot. I have no bed time and I find humor in Laffy Taffy jokes. Conan O'Brien is my anti-drug.

Friday, July 9, 2021

No more Stay at Home

The longest wait ever is the days after submitting a job application.  It rapidly deteriorates into a vicious mind-game:

•“I’m totally qualified for this!” 
•”What if I’m NOT qualified for this?!” 
•”It’s been 30 hours. Clearly I will never hear back!” 
•”I am an inadequate human and clearly deserve nothing. McDonald’s is my only career choice.”

So I’ve decided that instead of mind-gaming any further, I’m going to drag my kids off to a random hiking trail and soak in sunshine and offspring whining.