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My life is pretty dull. I play with a toddler, watch a lot of Yo Gabba Gabba and experiment with the crock pot. I have no bed time and I find humor in Laffy Taffy jokes. Conan O'Brien is my anti-drug.

Friday, May 25, 2018

Winc if you wanna wine!

Wine me up, Scotty!
 Save a few bucks for Gardettos or a fruit salad or something neat like that and take $22 off your first month of Winc Wine - Winc offers 4 personalized wines each month. Bottles start at $13 each. Winc is not your traditional wine club - nuh uh, it ain’t!: those magicians are a direct-distribution global wine company that personalizes the entire wine experience - Theg are perfecting how wine is made (which in my case would include a bendy straw), distributed, perceived (again, straw) and purchased via their fancy schmancy Palate Profile quiz that recommends wine based on your unique tastes and enjoyed on behalf of a new gen of wine drinkers. It takes the hassle and guesswork out of picking a bottle from your local liquor store and delivers the perfect bottle directly to your doorstep which, to my fellow mama’s out there, holla. Kids in liquor stores SUUUUCK. They do all this as part of their epic quest to improve the experience for consumers, create a platform for artisanal winemaking, and build a grape-to-glass supply chain that's sustainable for the planet. Also, take over the planet. No more intimidating language - minus the whole global takeover thing - and steep price points, and more glee in the act of sharing a bottle. Or not sharing. With bendy straw in bottle.

Ch-ch-check it out! 

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