This is a total copy paste of my MRI results. Effffff Emmmmm Elllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!! Someone send cookies, stat. And by cookies, I really mean beer.
Findings: The patient is status post an ACL repair with a patellar tendon
graft. There is diffusely increased signal within the graft, and within
the central portion of the graft there appears to be a focal discontinuity
of its fibers.
There is marrow edema in the posterior aspect of the distal femoral
metaphysis centered around and posterior – lateral to the graft tunnel.
Probably related to the graft tear.
There is an undersurface tear of the posterior horn and body of the medial
meniscus. It is best demonstrated on coronal 2D weighted images 20
through 23 and on sagittal T2 weighted images 6 and 7. There are both
horizontal and oblique components. Anterior horn of the medical meniscus
is unremarkable. The lateral meniscus is unremarkable.
No significant cartilage loss. Borderline small knee joint effusion.
1. The anterior cruciate ligament graft is torn.
2. Tear of the undersurface of the posterior horn and body of medial
I def re-tore my bloody ACL. I'm going to have to get an allograft this time aka dead person meat and I'm going to join Silver Sneakers because apparently I'm too lame to ever actually work out like a normal 32 year old SAHM. Also, FML and cuss words and bla bla bla.
Now I just have to wait for the surgeon to actually call. Don't mind me, I'll just be sitting here glaring at my stairs (that I tumbled down a few weeks ago) and my stupid fat knee and my ugly purple phone, waiting for it to ring.