So many adventures. So few times.

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My life is pretty dull. I play with a toddler, watch a lot of Yo Gabba Gabba and experiment with the crock pot. I have no bed time and I find humor in Laffy Taffy jokes. Conan O'Brien is my anti-drug.

Sunday, August 28, 2016

Someone grab the steering wheel, stat.

I don't know how my mom did it. A single woman with two children. Jobs, drama, etc. I have an amazing, supportive husband and no job (by choice) and over the last few days I feel like I'm one deep breath away from a genuine, honest-to-goodness anxiety attack.

I'm literally staring at my koi pond... Err... I mean my goldfish pond, hoping for the best and assuming the worst that I retore my ACL. Emma is staring kindergarten in 8 days and she still doesn't wipe her own ass after #2. She's declared her hatred for me no less than 12 times in the last seven days.

Tommy often calls me 'daddy'.

Meatball problems, I know. 
Jesus take the wheel. I can't even work out because my mom is here and I haven't been to the gym all week and even if I could I really need to run and I physically  can't run and even then, I'm not on the damned kids klub list and I 

Anywho, happy Sunday y'all!

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