Winter movie roundup

JoJo Rabbit: basically I spent 3/4 of the movie wanting Scarlet Johansson‘s shoes and then the last portion of the movie being depressed for wanting Scarlet Johansson‘s shoes. Also the main kid is Abigail Breslin‘s long-lost exact twin, if twins could be 10 years apart in age and also the male/female. But for real, twinsies.

Birds of Prey (Harley Quinn): antihero Deadpool but not as funny. Harley was touching but annoying but touching. But also annoying. But I would definitely also watch it again even though she was annoying. Because, touching. I still hate Rosie Perez.

Rise of Skywalker: JJ Abrams is a God, and Princess Leah does not fly.

Like a Boss: I have never left in the early ever. Especially not a 90 minute one. This was easily the closest I have ever come.

Knives Out: it makes fun of all people which basically means it is all right in my book. I do not recommend answering the phone during the opening scenes, or even later on into the phone. especially if you’re in a

Sold out show each. Note that it was not me who answered their phone, but I will say that it was one of the most hilarious experiences of my entire existence. Also I want to make out with rich snob Captain America. 

Last Christmas: a PG-13 Hallmark movie.  

Dolittle: does little.