A friend just gave me a tip. Gap has undies online 5 for $27, but you can use the 40% off code and get said undies for a danged steal. So I'm going to take my pants-peeing, half asleep, Jupiter Ascending butt over to gap.com and buy myself some new briefs because, good Lord, I have earned them.
Sunday, October 18, 2015
Coughing and Kegals and Spending some money
So I'm sitting here watching Jupiter Ascending, half asleep. I've had what can only be described as a craptastic week with some lovely highlights but mostly a lot of lowlights, but that's okay. So a big lowlight is that I have this cough that won't go away, and now is my warning: we're getting personal, I keep pissing myself. Ladies, if you're yet to get pregnant or you are newly pregnant with your first baby or even if you never have kids or you already gave birth to ten monsters, do your damned kegel exercises. The ones your gyno tells you about. Seriously. Because two kids later I've peed my pants while coughing no less than three times today, and I'm sick of being sick and I'm sick of kids getting sick and, damnit, I'm sick of peeing my pants. So do your kegels. Take it from someone (potentially) older and (most definitely not) wiser.