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My life is pretty dull. I play with a toddler, watch a lot of Yo Gabba Gabba and experiment with the crock pot. I have no bed time and I find humor in Laffy Taffy jokes. Conan O'Brien is my anti-drug.

Sunday, October 18, 2015

Coughing and Kegals and Spending some money

So I'm sitting here watching Jupiter Ascending, half asleep. I've had what can only be described as a craptastic week with some lovely highlights but mostly a lot of lowlights, but that's okay. So a big lowlight is that I have this cough that won't go away, and now is my warning: we're getting personal, I keep pissing myself. Ladies, if you're yet to get pregnant or you are newly pregnant with your first baby or even if you never have kids or you already gave birth to ten monsters, do your damned kegel exercises. The ones your gyno tells you about. Seriously. Because two kids later I've peed my pants while coughing no less than three times today, and I'm sick of being sick and I'm sick of kids getting sick and, damnit, I'm sick of peeing my pants. So do your kegels. Take it from someone (potentially) older and (most definitely not) wiser. 

A friend just gave me a tip. Gap has undies online 5 for $27, but you can use the 40% off code and get said undies for a danged steal. So I'm going to take my pants-peeing, half asleep, Jupiter Ascending butt over to gap.com and buy myself some new briefs because, good Lord, I have earned them. 

1 comment:

  1. Last week at the gym, my trainer was making me do jumping jacks. Everytime I jumped I pissed. I wanted to stop but she kept yelling at me to jump more. I couldn't explain why I didn't want to.

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